So, today my dad said he doesn’t like homosexuality. I couldn’t actually respond to him. Yeah, so I’m not telling my family anything ever.
They had it comin’ all along. ’Cause if they used us and they abused us. How could they tell us that we were wrong?
Star Spangled Roast Dinner
BLACK COOKIE
Not Wearing Any Chicken Marsala.
Wow. That’s a terrible name for a band.
Tweed Flapjack.
Oh man, we’re totally a hipster band. We probably play ironic rockabilly.
Jean Dried Mango
I’m not sure what I expected.
Black Meat Loaf
we obviously do a lot of power ballads
Dark Green Pineapple Empanada
Shiny Golden Chicken Wings
Fuck yes we’re going to rule the Alternative world
baby blue mac and cheese
Floral Fries
Blue Salmon, the cousin of Blue Oyster Cult
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i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this
